Ashton: I am all for faith, and I’m not going to pick a god. They can pick me. It’ll be the first one that actually praises me and then maybe I’ll fucking answer. I’ll wait. They can fucking beg. And I will listen, which is more than they ever fucking did.
me:
This just makes me want Ashton (Confused Chaos Rock Luxon Brain) Greymore and Essek (Hot Boi War Criminal Luxon Deserter) Theyless to meet
[used car salesman voice] Well, unfortunately we’re fresh outta canon, but you’re in luck, cuz I’ve got the next best thing!
Reading immediately!








